Glenn Wargo, Amateur Astronomers, Inc.‘s celestial comic, is back with more astrological gems. (used with permission)
With the Moon at apogee (252,180 miles from Earth) on 9/20, parents will be under increasing moral pressure to ‘apogize’ for ever spanking kids’ bottoms.
Mercury will be under Spica, the ear of grain in Virgo, also on 9/20. So it’s time to bring hot cereal up to temperature for a hearty breakfast.