Mostly due to being very busy at work, I haven’t been posting all that often. In honor of Thanksgiving Day, here is a feast of horoscope humor from AAI’s Glenn Wargo spanning the month of November. Happy Thanksgiving to all readers of this blog that celebrate it. If you live in a country that doesn’t have Thanksgiving Day, have a good time anyway.
Personal: With the Moon at apogee (251,243 miles from Earth) on 11/14, it’s time to ‘apogize’ for your faults. Don’t be too specific. It would only lead to trouble.
Environment: Asteroid 6 Hebe will be at opposition in Eridanus The River on 11/15. Thinking about pollutants still lying in a nearby river bed could give you the heebie jeebies.
Sports: With Philae riding a comet but having run out of energy, odds are the Eagles will have an exciting finish to the season, but not win the Super Bowl(tm).
Politics: As the Europeans are all over 67P/Churymov-Gerasimenko, they will expect the Americans to handle Putin. There are enough Russians to go around.
Entertainment: Neptune being stationary on 11/16, the surfing scene on the Jersey shore will remain pretty much frozen for weeks to come.
Business: With the Moon at First Quarter on 11/29, be prepared to feed the downtown parking meters on Small Business Saturday.