Glenn Wargo’s Astrology Notes #11

Mostly due to being very busy at work, I haven’t been posting all that often.  In honor of Thanksgiving Day, here is a feast of horoscope humor from AAI’s Glenn Wargo spanning the month of November.  Happy Thanksgiving to all readers of this blog that celebrate it.  If you live in a country that doesn’t have Thanksgiving Day, have a good time anyway.


Personal: With the Moon at apogee (251,243 miles from Earth) on 11/14, it’s time to ‘apogize’ for your faults.  Don’t be too specific.  It would only lead to trouble.

Asteroid 6 Hebe will be at opposition in Eridanus The River on 11/15. Thinking about pollutants still lying in a nearby river bed could give you the heebie jeebies.

Sports: With Philae riding a comet but having run out of energy, odds are the Eagles will have an exciting finish to the season, but not win the Super Bowl(tm).

As the Europeans are all over 67P/Churymov-Gerasimenko, they will expect the Americans to handle Putin. There are enough Russians to go around.

Neptune being stationary on 11/16, the surfing scene on the Jersey shore will remain pretty much frozen for weeks to come.

Business: With the Moon at First Quarter on 11/29, be prepared to feed the downtown parking meters on Small Business Saturday.



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